The New American Majority
After a run on Tiki torches at the local Home Depot, a large group of white nationalists marched through the streets of Charlottesville, Va. to demonstrate their hatred and fear of non-whites … and mosquitoes.
Reports indicate not one single supremacist was bitten by the dreaded insect but a few were beaten up by counter-protesters.
Home Depot anticipates having more torches in stock within a few days.
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Donald Trump thanked Vladimir Putin for expelling more than 700 U.S. diplomats from Russia in response to increased sanctions.
Just like with his own fervent supporters, Trump remains loyal to his hero. Putin could shoot a political opponent in the middle of Red Square and not lose our president’s support!
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Buh bye, Anthony. It was fun while it lasted. All eleven days!
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