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It’s Official … Trump Greatest Con Man Of All-Time

May 20, 2019 by John DeProspo 1 Comment

Guinness World Records has named Donald J. Trump the greatest con man of all-time.

Competing against such heavyweights as Frank William Abagnale Jr., Bernie Madoff and Charles Ponzi, Trump was delighted to learn of this latest honor. “That’s some helluva group I was up against, let me tell you. I just want to thank all those, beautiful, beautiful, gullible people out there.”

Said a spokesperson for Guinness, “Our research showed no other con artist has ever been able to maintain his deception for as long as Mr. Trump. Most others have either been imprisoned or otherwise forced to end their ways.”

It’s well-known Trump takes great pride in being the best at whatever he attempts. Here is a man who will cheat, lie and throw his own mother under the bus to get his way. He is obsessed with winning. “If you’re not the best,’ observed Trump, “then you’re a loser.”

Trump can now add his new title of “greatest con man” to that of: best president, greatest businessman, smartest human being, finest golfer, biggest jobs creator, and top biblical scholar.

“What other guy on that list (referring to Guinness) could con his way into the Oval Office to become the most powerful man in the world?” Trump asked. “I deserve this. I’m the greatest huckster, hands down.”

Mocking the “Fake News Media,” Trump added, “When I said I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot someone and not loose any support, they all laughed at me. They’re not laughing now. Let’s face it, I am the greatest salesman of all time!”

Very few people would argue with that assessment.

Photo | cnn.com, alex brandon/AP

Filed Under: satire

Trump May Have A Formidable Primary Opponent For 2020

April 2, 2019 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

For the first time in GOP presidential primary history, Republicans may have a choice between the greater of two evils … Trump or the Prince of Darkness. This could present a difficult choice for many Evangelical voters.

However, this would certainly be a welcome development for Democrats seeking to regain the White House.

Image | Occupy Democrats

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: 2020, Donald Trump, Evangelicals, Republican primary, Satan, split, vote

Trump Fans Ecstatic Over Possible Loss Of Health Insurance!

March 27, 2019 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Donald Trump is at it again … delivering for his base!

As Sarah Kliff of Vox reports, “This week, his Justice Department filed a legal brief arguing that a judge should find Obamacare unconstitutional — a decision that would turn the insurance markets back into the Wild West and eliminate Medicaid coverage for millions of Americans. By at least one estimate, a full repeal could cost 20 million Americans their health care coverage.”

Oh, and on an even greater note, doing away with Obamacare would once and for all eliminate protections for people with pre-existing medical conditions!

What a week for Trump supporters! First his handpicked AG, William Barr, gives Trump, as he has boasted, “a complete and total exoneration” from any collusion or obstruction of justice, and now, the complete repeal of Obamacare? For Trumpsters, it just doesn’t get any better than this!

Well, maybe it could. Another round of tax cuts for corporations and billionaires would definitely add to their festive mood!

Photo | therobertreport.net

Filed Under: satire, Uncategorized Tagged With: Donald Trump. Obamacare, healthcare, loss of insurance, Obamacare lawsuit, repeal, satire, Trump supporters

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