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GOP Reveals Convention Floor Design

March 19, 2016 by John DeProspo 11 Comments

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Republican National Committee chairman, Reince Priebus, has unveiled the floor plan for the upcoming Republican National Convention.

“We are pleased with the work done by convention designer and architect, Art Vandelay. The RNC believes the setting will work well with the level of excitement anticiapted among our delegates.”

It is widely rumored Vince McMahon will be named Republican Convention Chairman.

The Republican National Convention will be held in Cleveland, Ohio at the Quicken Loans Arena July 18-21, 2016.

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  1. Frank Little says

    March 19, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    Are you sure the architect was are Art Vandelay? I thought it was Martin Von Nostrum?

  2. John DeProspo says

    March 19, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    No, it was Vandelay with a big assist from Hulk Hogan.

  3. Jaybee48 says

    March 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    I heard that the design was to be circular, with all the delegates being provided with guns.

  4. John DeProspo says

    March 20, 2016 at 5:55 am

    That would work too!

  5. Gail says

    March 20, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    Didn’t George look for work as a latex salesman at Vandelay Industries. Wonder if it’s the same Vandelay?

  6. John DeProspo says

    March 20, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    Yes, but he only pretended to so he could get unemployment benefits.

  7. Darlene C. Jarrett says

    March 20, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Perfect! Trump will send his “managers” to do his dirty work.

  8. John DeProspo says

    March 20, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Should be a fun convention!

  9. THEMRS says

    March 20, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    Dressing up a pig before feeding it slop.

  10. Dave P. says

    March 20, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    Can’t believe they forgot the cage.

  11. John DeProspo says

    March 21, 2016 at 7:57 am

    Good one, Dave!

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