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Trump Discusses “Abdication” With Putin

July 16, 2018 by John DeProspo 1 Comment

In their historic and unprecedented one-on-one meeting today in Helsinki, Donald Trump discussed his exit strategy with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin.  News of the clandestine tête-à-tête was provided to the Associated Press by the sole interpreter at the event just hours before his mysterious disappearance.

Sergei Romanov, the interpreter, told the AP that is was Trump’s desire to seek asylum in Russia. Putin suggested a beautiful country estate in Siberia for Trump and his family. Romanov indicated it did not appear Trump knew the location or history of Siberia … an area primarily known for its long, harsh winters and its prison camps.

Asked for comment, both Trump and Putin denied they discussed Trump’s renunciation of his position as capo of the American government. Instead, the coordinated message is that the two men discussed Russian adoptions.

This is a developing story. More to come if, and when, Sergei Romanov is located.

Photo | politico.com

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: abdication, asylum, Donald Trump, Helsinki, meeting, one on one, satire, Siberia, tete-a-tete, Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump Turns 72 Today

June 14, 2018 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Today Donald Trump celebrates his 72nd birthday. Messages are pouring in from around the world … Russia, China, Philippines and North Korea!

Filed Under: politics Tagged With: birthday, Donald Trump, Marilyn Monroe, Mr. President, song

Is Dr. Ronny Jackson Really an MD?

April 24, 2018 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Now that Dr. Ronny Jackson’s bid to become the next Secretary of Veterans Affairs has suffered a major setback amid allegations of both personal and professional improprieties, some lawmakers are questioning whether Jackson is really a doctor.

A group of senators, both Republican and Democrat, has written a letter to Donald Trump advising him they will not consider Jackson’s nomination to head the VA until he produces his long form medical degree.

These same members of Congress became suspicious of the doctor’s educational background when he gave a glowing bill of health to Trump following his annual physical exam. The man, whose diet consists of junk food and little in the way of exercise, was said to be in “excellent” health by Jackson.

“Based on his cardiac assessment, hands down, there is no question he is in the excellent range,” Jackson told a group of reporters this past January.

For the record, Jackson claims to be a 1995 graduate of the University of Texas Medical Branch (UTMB).

Photo | westernjournal.com

 

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: Congress, Donald Trump, Dr. Ronny Jackson, fake, MD, medical degree, nomination, satire, Secretary of Veteran's Affairs, VA

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