Moron Majority.com

The New American Majority

  • What The Hell Is This Site About!
  • The New American Majority
  • Blog
  • Archives
  • Great Links
  • Contact
  • Show Your Support
  • Email Sign Up
  • Disclaimer

Connect

  • Facebook
  • Twitter

Powered by Genesis

Trump Vows To Appeal Supreme Court Decision On Taxes

February 23, 2021 by John DeProspo 1 Comment

The United States Supreme Court issued a devasting decision yesterday when it refused to block the release of Trump’s tax returns to the Manhattan District Attorney, Cyrus Vance.

In what has become a reflex action whenever Trump is on the losing end of a court case, he vowed to appeal the ruling, saying it allows for the “greatest political Witch Hunt in the history of our country” to continue.

In a lengthy written response to the decision, Trump attacked the Court for letting “this ‘fishing expedition’ happen” in the first place.

No one around the former-occupant-of-the-White-House had the nerve to inform him that the Supreme Court is the highest court in the land; that it is known as the court of last resort for a reason.

It is quite possible Donald Trump believes the World Court, headquartered in the Hague, has jurisdiction over the U.S. Supreme Court but, if he had paid attention in his high school history class, he’d know the court, also known as the International Court of Justice, settles disputes involving sovereign states in accordance with international law.

Or is it possible Trump has fallen into a Louis XIV mindset … “L’etat, c’est moi”?

Photo | abc.net.au

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: appeal, Donald Trump, loss, satire, supreme court, taxes, World Court

Trump Hires Top D.C. Law Firm After Exodus of Current Legal Team

January 31, 2021 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

With little more than one week before the start of his impeachment trial in the Senate, Donald Trump’s entire legal team has quit.

But, with the kind of swift action Trump has come to be known for, the Washington D.C. law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe has been hired to take up his defense.

It is believed the firm’s senior partner, Mr. Cheatem, will personally head Mr. Trump’s legal efforts.

When asked how he plans to defend the former, now twice-impeached president, Mr. Cheatem offered a very basic, elemental strategy.

“We are going to impress upon the Republican Senators who will control Mr. Trump’s fate, ‘If you wish to remain in office, you must not f**k us’.”

With such a brilliant, yet simple, legal strategy, is there any wonder why Dewey, Cheatem & Howe is D.C.’s premier law firm?

Photo | britannica.com

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: D.C. law firm, Dewey Cheatem & Howe, Donald Trump, impeachment, law firm, satire, senate trial, trial

Trump Vows To Fight On … “Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?”

December 13, 2020 by John DeProspo 3 Comments

After having been rejected by nearly every court in the land, including what he thought was his “sure thing,” the Supreme Court, , Donald Trump has made it known he is not a quitter.

“It’s not over. We keep going,” Trump said in an interview with Fox News that aired today but was taped yesterday at the Army-Navy football game. “And we’re going to continue to go forward.”

Channeling the words of the indomitable John Blutarsky, Trump is reported to have said, “Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”

The same sources report that while Trump is prepared to fully engage in battle, he has shunned the military option as it “could take years and cost millions of lives.”

“No,” Trump said, “this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture on our part… and I’m just the guy to do it.”

It is believed Trump will be making his final, and desperate, legal appeal to TV’s Judge Judy.

Photo | Danny Wild/USA Today Sports/thedailybeast.com

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: Animal House, courts, Donald Trump, John Blutarsky, Judy Judy, Pearl Harbor, quitter, satire, supreme court

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • …
  • 22
  • Next Page »

Recent Posts

  • Seniors Revolt as Trump Messes With Their Healthcare
  • Breaking: Trump Declares U.S. Constitution Unconstitutional
  • Defiant Group of Americans Vow To Disrupt Trump’s Birthday Parade
  • No… I Have Not Been Abducted And Sent To El Salvador
  • Satirists Declare National Emergency as Trump’s Cabinet Picks Outpace Their Wildest Spoofs

Search this site

 

Loading Comments...