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Archives for June 2021

Giuliani Prepares For New Role As MyPillow Pitchman

June 27, 2021 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Now that his New York law license has been suspended, and facing likely disbarment, Rudy Giuliani can rest easy at night … the “My Pillow Guy,” Mike Lindell, has rescued him from impending financial ruin. Rudy Giuliani will be the new mug in MyPillow commercials.

The former top federal prosecutor and twice-elected New York mayor will be hawking Lindell’s wares on late night cable shows and right-wing media outlets.

“Rudy is a perfect fit for our pillows,” said Lindell. “He has a high approval rating with our typical buyers, people over the age of 75 and the mentally impaired.”

Looking to tap into Giuliani’s recent notoriety, Lindell will be offering a new pillow cover resistant to hair dye.

Some are saying the two staunch Trump supporters were meant to do business together. Giuliani, a Roman Catholic, however, has told Lindell he refuses to wear a giant crucifix around his neck, a Lindell trademark.

Photo | cnn.com

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: "My Pillow Guy", disbarment, employment, Mike Lindell, MyPillow, new job, Rudy Giuliani, Rudy's new role, satire, Trump supporters

Ronny Jackson Backs Off Demand For Biden To Take Cognitive Test

June 18, 2021 by John DeProspo 1 Comment

After accusing Joe Biden of suffering from “mental impairment,” Donald Trump’s former personal doctor and current Texas congressman, Rep. Ronny Jackson, is no longer demanding the President take a test to measure his cognitive abilities. 

It appears Biden has agreed to the request if Jackson consents to a sobriety test.

Photo | businessinsider.com

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: cognitive test, Joe Biden, Ronny Jackson, satire, sobriety test

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