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Cyber Ninjas Hires Bill Barr To Summarize Arizona Audit Report

September 25, 2021 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

In an effort to stem the confusion surrounding the release of its Arizona audit report, Cyber Ninjas has hired former Trump Attorney General, William Barr, to distill the essential findings.

At a news conference this morning, Barr said, “While the audit showed Biden receiving more votes than Trump, that doesn’t necessarily mean Biden won the contest. Some are actually claiming the report ‘conclusively shows there were enough fraudulent votes, mystery votes, and fake votes to change the outcome of the election 4 or 5 times over’.” 

Arizona Republicans are not happy with the work of Cyber Ninjas and are said to be contemplating another audit of the Maricopa County election results to be conducted by the little-known firm, Sumo Warriors.

Photo | people.com

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: Arizona, audit report, Bill Barr, cyber ninjas, Donald Trump, elections, Maricopa County, satire, William Barr

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