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How Trump Gets His Wall With Zero Tax Dollars

January 1, 2019 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

No. Mexico is not going to pay for Trump’s big, beautiful wall.

Corporate America will.

That’s right. A proposal is being discussed whereby corporate advertising will pay for the costs of building the wall along our southern border.

According to an anonymous source, the idea is to sell advertising space to companies wishing to promote their brands.

“Think of it,” said the source, “corporate logos on a wall that stretches 2000 miles!”

The benefit for companies is that they will be able to advertise their brands to the ever-growing influx of illegals who will no doubt be able to make it into our country by either going over, or under, the wall.

It is being reported the idea originated within the House Freedom Caucus. In true conservative fashion, yet another example of when the government cannot solve a problem, look for a corporate solution.

Already brands such as Cheez Whizand Charimtoilet tissue have expressed an interest in the project.

Photo | marketinghits.com

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: border, corporate America, Donald Trump, funding, government shutdown, Mexico, wall

Late Night Hosts Thank Donald Trump For Another Year Of Great Ratings

December 24, 2018 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

A bevy of TV comedians are thanking Donald Trump for their good fortune as the New Year is upon us. Stephen Colbert perhaps said it best, “With a guy like Trump in the White House, who needs comedy writers?  The jokes write themselves.”

Will Trump be there to supply material in 2019? For the sake of the country, let’s hope not!

Photo | eonline.com

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: 2018, comedians, comedy, Donald Trump, jokes, ratings, Stephen Colbert

Dems Set To Propose New National Holiday

December 15, 2018 by John DeProspo 1 Comment

During a White House interview on Tuesday, Donald Trump said there would be hell to pay if he is impeached.

“I think that the people would revolt if that happened,” Trump told Reuters.

Asked about Trump’s comment, a senior House Democrat shared a different predication.

“The day Trump leaves office, whether by resignation, impeachment or an act of god, will be a day for rejoicing, not revolting,” said the congressman, who wished to remain anonymous.

The lawmaker revealed there is even talk among House Democrats that Trump’s last day in office should be celebrated as a national holiday.

“The end of our long national nightmare should be observed … forever,” said a spokesperson for the soon-to-be Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

Of course the Republican-controlled Senate would never go along with such a proposal.

The idea, for now, will have to be put on ice until 2020 when Democrats retake the Oval Office, the Senate and keep control of the House.

Photo | REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, impeachment, national holiday, removal from office, resignation, satire

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