Rome, April 15, 2016 – After today’s inspiring speech at a Vatican conference hosted by the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences, a scholarly association in Vatican City, Bernie Sanders had a private audience with the Holy Father, Pope Francis.
Below is a transcript of the meeting:
Sanders – “It is such a pleasure and honor to meet you, your Holiness.”
Pope – “You can just call me Fran, OK?”
Sanders – “Sure Holy Father… I mean Fran. It’s just that I’m a little nervous meeting with one of my heroes.”
Pope – “You are too kind, Signore Sanders.”
Sanders – “You can just call me Bernie, Sir … I mean Fran.”
Pope – “I like very much how you talk about income inequality in your country. The billionaires just care for themselves. Always want more, more, more.”
Sanders – “Yes, we have a serious wealth gap in the United States. The top 1/10th of 1 percent — not 1 percent — the top 1/10th of 1 percent today in America owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent.”
Pope – “I know. I listen to your speeches. Here we have cable. I get CNN.”
Sanders – “And I hear your speeches about our corrupt political-economic system. I really like it when you take on “trickle-down” economics… I think you called it a crock or something?”
Pope – “I called it the dung of the Devil. Now, Signore Sanders … I mean, Bernie, I hear you are a Jew but not a practicing Jew?”
Sanders – “That is correct. I believe that there is a connection between all living things, and that my belief in God requires me to do all that I can to follow the ‘Golden Rule,’ to do unto others and as I would have them do unto me.”
Pope – “Brava, Brava! You hit the nail, as they say, on top of the head!”
Sanders – “ Thank you Fran. People say my chances of becoming the next president, well, they say I don’t have a prayer.”
Pope – “I pray for you, Bernie. Let’s keep in touch. Here is my private email address, on my private server.”
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