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No… I Have Not Been Abducted And Sent To El Salvador

April 18, 2025 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

To those few intrepid readers of this blog: first, thank you. And second, my sincerest apologies for the radio silence these past few months.

No, I haven’t been deported by the Trump goon squad. I haven’t been cancelled (yet). And no, I’m not holed up in a cabin somewhere writing a manifesto – though, let’s be honest, that might be where we’re all headed if things keep going this way.

The truth is simpler, and sadder: satire, thanks to Trump and his band of misfits, has become indistinguishable from reality.

I used to take pride in crafting absurd scenarios, farcical headlines, and wild hypotheticals to mock the political chaos of the day. But somewhere along the way, reality outpaced parody.

I wrote satire to shine a light on the ridiculous. Now, the ridiculous is the light source.

Take this headline: “Trump Declares Moon 51st State, Names Himself Lunar Emperor.” Not that long ago, that would’ve been a joke. Today? I’m not entirely convinced it wouldn’t appear on Truth Social – with 40,000 likes and a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser to follow. Fox News would run a special: “Is the Moon Too Woke for Statehood?”

That’s the problem. Real headlines sound like rejected Onion drafts.

For me, it really boils down to this … I find nothing happening today remotely funny. It’s hard joking about the erosion of our democracy and seeing the rise of an authoritarian state ruled by a moron. This is serious stuff; these are serious times. As much as I admire the Andy Borowitzes of the world who keep soldiering on, I personally needed to step back.

I haven’t given up, though. Not on satire, and definitely not on America. I’m just taking a break and praying for our great country to get back on its feet after this self-induced coma we find ourselves in.

In the meantime, thank you for your patience, your faith, and your refusal to go numb.

As someone I admire very much likes to say, “Watch this space.”

Sincerely,

Your Editor-In-Grief

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: absence, democracy, moron majority, satire, taking a break, trump, United States

Senate Impeachment Trial To Air Pay-Per-View

December 14, 2019 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

It has been announced that the upcoming impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump in the United States Senate will be available pay-per-view worldwide.

The mother of all pay-per-view events will be coordinated by Vince McMahon, an icon of pay-per-view promotions and a longtime friend of Trump.

“The proceeds from the event will go directly to the U.S. Treasury,” said McMahon. “We expect this spectacle will singlehandedly wipe out our national debt.”

The U.S. House of Representatives is expected next week to vote on, and pass, the two articles of impeachment approved by the House Judiciary Committee yesterday.

Photo | businessinsider.com

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Donald Trump, impeachment, pay-per-view, Senate, trial, Vince McMahon

Trump Fans Ecstatic Over Possible Loss Of Health Insurance!

March 27, 2019 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Donald Trump is at it again … delivering for his base!

As Sarah Kliff of Vox reports, “This week, his Justice Department filed a legal brief arguing that a judge should find Obamacare unconstitutional — a decision that would turn the insurance markets back into the Wild West and eliminate Medicaid coverage for millions of Americans. By at least one estimate, a full repeal could cost 20 million Americans their health care coverage.”

Oh, and on an even greater note, doing away with Obamacare would once and for all eliminate protections for people with pre-existing medical conditions!

What a week for Trump supporters! First his handpicked AG, William Barr, gives Trump, as he has boasted, “a complete and total exoneration” from any collusion or obstruction of justice, and now, the complete repeal of Obamacare? For Trumpsters, it just doesn’t get any better than this!

Well, maybe it could. Another round of tax cuts for corporations and billionaires would definitely add to their festive mood!

Photo | therobertreport.net

Filed Under: satire, Uncategorized Tagged With: Donald Trump. Obamacare, healthcare, loss of insurance, Obamacare lawsuit, repeal, satire, Trump supporters

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