What was once considered unthinkable is looking more than ever of becoming reality. With his commanding lead in all Republican presidential polls, billionaire business and novice politician, Donald Trump, is starting to think about possible cabinet appointees.
In a list made available only to MM, below is the secret lineup of advisers (heads of the fifteen executive departments) a President Trump would look to for guidance.
| Secretary of State | Sarah Palin |
| Secretary of the Treasury | Grover Norquist |
| Secretary of Defense | Sylvester Stallone |
| Attorney General | Judge Judy |
| Secretary of the Interior | Martha Stewart |
| Secretary of Agriculture | Willie Nelson |
| Secretary of Commerce | Sean Combs (P Diddy) |
| Secretary of Labor | Nadya Suleman (Octomom) |
| Secretary of Health and Human Services | Charles Koch |
| Secretary of Housing and Urban Development | Steve Wynn |
| Secretary of Transportation | Richard Branson |
| Secretary of Energy | Alex Rodriguez |
| Secretary of Education | Michelle Bachmann |
| Secretary of Veterans Affairs | Ted Nugent |
| Secretary of Homeland Security | Wayne LaPierre |
The Trump campaign did admit the job of Secretary of State was a difficult choice between Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann (Secy. of Education). But in the end, Palin’s diplomatic skills, coupled with her command of the English language won her the nod. Said Trump, “I also liked she had experience in international affairs. From her home in Alaska, she could see Russia.”
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Trump is a con artist and a fraud. He should be facing prosecution now, not facing election. His scam known as “Trump University” is a testament to his mendacity.
Time magazine recently did an excellent piece on the Trump University scam:
http://time.com/4101290/what-the-legal-battle-over-trump-university-reveals-about-its-founder/
I would have thought he’d want Chuck Norris for Secy of Defense. Stallone is over the hill.
Yes, he’s a con artist and a fraud. That’s exactly why his supporters love him! He’s an alpha male!
Of, there are so many good choices. What about Steven Seagal? Arnold Schwarzenegger?
I’m thinking that the Secretary of State position be filled annually by whomever is the current American Miss Universe contestant
Once in office the Donald should pardon Bernie Madoff and name him Sec. of Commerce
Joe Pesci for Atty. General!!!
That’s right. Remember you can never pull the wool over the eyes of a Gambini!
Ha. Love it!
Hey, would make a lot of cents! Ha!
This guy has been smoking to much Wacky Backy!