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In Exchange For Pardon, Giuliani Offers Lifetime Of Legal Services

December 2, 2020 by John DeProspo 1 Comment

Now that Trump’s pardon power has kicked into high gear, many criminals are lining up to secure a get-out-of-jail-free card from the lame-duck president. But not all lawbreakers are wealthy enough to curry favor with Trump.

One prominent presidential associate, Rudy Giuliani, who faces potential criminal liability once Trump leaves office, is said to be seeking a pre-emptive pardon. While Mr. Giuliani has always been a high earner, he is said to be short on cash … three divorces can deplete anyone’s bank account!

It is being reported that Mr. Giuliani has offered Donald Trump a lifetime of legal services in exchange for a full and complete presidential pardon.

Mr. Giuliani’s services are not cheap. Sources have said he is raking in $20,000 a day representing the Trump campaign in the various lawsuits to overturn the 2020 election. Assuming an 8-hour work day, that comes to $2500 per hour!

The same sources say Trump just might go for the deal.

Photo | washingtonpost.com

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  1. Charles sloane says

    December 2, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    It’s a great deal for both of these grifters. Trump doesn’t have to pay Rudy, which he wouldn’t anyway and Rudy gets off scott free in Federal crimes, which trump could’ve have pardoned him for free. What a country.

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