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Palin Calls For Hillary Clinton’s Impeachment

July 7, 2016 by John DeProspo 4 Comments

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Saying “enough is enough’ after the FBI declined to bring criminal charges against the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, Sarah Palin is calling for Hillary Clinton’s impeachment.

“There you have it folks. Two sets of rules in our country. One for the rich and powerful and one for everyone else,” said the former Republican vice presidential candidate. “FBI Director Comey knows she’s as guilty as a fox in a hen house but he had to go along with his good ole boy network of corrupt Democrats. This is an insult, an outrage on our great nation that is based on justice for all as is guaranteed in our Bill of Rights.”

A reporter reminded Palin that Clinton could only be impeached if she were first elected president. Palin paused for a moment and said,” Of course I know that!”

When Palin was asked if her recommendation was a stealth way of conceding Donald Trump would not be our next president, Palin replied, “Heck no! It’s Donald Trump all the way. People are sick of Crooked Hillary. And, no, Donald Trump never stole anything.”

“I’m just calling for impeachment on the small chance she wins,” Palin went on to say.

“Senate Republicans need to be ready on her inauguration day to start the process,” said Palin. “She needs to be punished for her crimes and if it’s jail time she must do, then we need to get her to her new home ASAP.”

Palin was confronted with the fact that impeachment is not a criminal, but political, trial. The only punishment a President Clinton would face is removal from office. Palin paused for a moment and said, “Of course I know that.”

If Hillary Clinton were to be elected president and then successfully impeached, a Democrat (her vice president) would still be in the White House. When asked about that scenario, Palin said, after giving the matter some thought, “Of course I know that.”

“We would then impeach her vice president!” offered Palin. “That way the Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, would be our next president. You know he is next in line after the vice president, right?”

Many people make fun of the former mayor of Wasilla, Alaska and 1984 Miss Alaska runner up, but she is no airhead. Her plan to impeach the not-yet-sworn-in President Clinton and her vice president seems well thought out.

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  1. Yogi Upadhyay says

    July 7, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    Hi
    I am Charlie Sloane’s cousin and enjoyed your blog
    An idiot remains an idiot. Don’t expect any thing else
    Yogi Upadhyay

  2. John DeProspo says

    July 7, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    Thanks Yogi. Hope you keep following this blog. I just launched another site, TheDailyNooze.com. Check it out.

  3. Charlie says

    July 8, 2016 at 5:20 am

    Frightening to think that she could have been merely one heart beat from the presidency. She is the epitome of stupid

  4. John DeProspo says

    July 8, 2016 at 6:40 am

    Like many, she’s too stupid to know how stupid she is.

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