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Trump Boaters Out Of Luck … Insurance Claims Denied

September 6, 2020 by John DeProspo 2 Comments

Several boats sank yesterday during a boat parade in support of Donald Trump on Lake Travis in Texas. Apparently, the sinking occurred due to choppy water caused by the large number of vessels moving so close together.

Most owners suffering loss have looked to their boat insurance to cover their damages. Unfortunately, many standard boat policies carry a little-known exclusion, namely, “There is no coverage when losses or damages are caused by the owner’s abject stupidity.”

Asked if he felt sorry for those supporters who lost their vessels, Trump snapped., “I like owners whose boats don’t sink, OK?”

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Filed Under: satire Tagged With: boat parade, insurance, Lake Travis, satire, sinking, Texas, Trump boat parade

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