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The Mystery Of Trump’s “New Do” Solved

June 3, 2019 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Donald Trump shocked onlookers when he made a surprise appearance this Sunday at a Virginia church. Gone was his trademark coif. Trump’s hair was slicked-back.

Many speculated it was a case of “hat hair” (Trump had just come off the golf course). Some thought it was a makeover ahead of Trump’s trip to the U.K. this week.

But those in the know say the father finally took the advice of the son. For years Don Jr. has urged his father to ditch the intricate “hairspray labyrinth” he’s been sporting in favor of a more “goodfellas” look.

Makers of men’s hair gel are rejoicing over Trump’s new image. ‘He’s a walking advertisement for the greaser, slick-back look,” said an industry spokesperson.

Photos | AP, wikipedia

Filed Under: satire Tagged With: "hat hair", do, Don Jr., Donald Trump, goodfellas, greaser, hair-do, new, slicked-back

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