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No… I Have Not Been Abducted And Sent To El Salvador

April 18, 2025 by John DeProspo Leave a Comment

To those few intrepid readers of this blog: first, thank you. And second, my sincerest apologies for the radio silence these past few months.

No, I haven’t been deported by the Trump goon squad. I haven’t been cancelled (yet). And no, I’m not holed up in a cabin somewhere writing a manifesto – though, let’s be honest, that might be where we’re all headed if things keep going this way.

The truth is simpler, and sadder: satire, thanks to Trump and his band of misfits, has become indistinguishable from reality.

I used to take pride in crafting absurd scenarios, farcical headlines, and wild hypotheticals to mock the political chaos of the day. But somewhere along the way, reality outpaced parody.

I wrote satire to shine a light on the ridiculous. Now, the ridiculous is the light source.

Take this headline: “Trump Declares Moon 51st State, Names Himself Lunar Emperor.” Not that long ago, that would’ve been a joke. Today? I’m not entirely convinced it wouldn’t appear on Truth Social – with 40,000 likes and a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser to follow. Fox News would run a special: “Is the Moon Too Woke for Statehood?”

That’s the problem. Real headlines sound like rejected Onion drafts.

For me, it really boils down to this … I find nothing happening today remotely funny. It’s hard joking about the erosion of our democracy and seeing the rise of an authoritarian state ruled by a moron. This is serious stuff; these are serious times. As much as I admire the Andy Borowitzes of the world who keep soldiering on, I personally needed to step back.

I haven’t given up, though. Not on satire, and definitely not on America. I’m just taking a break and praying for our great country to get back on its feet after this self-induced coma we find ourselves in.

In the meantime, thank you for your patience, your faith, and your refusal to go numb.

As someone I admire very much likes to say, “Watch this space.”

Sincerely,

Your Editor-In-Grief

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: absence, democracy, moron majority, satire, taking a break, trump, United States

Marianne Williamson Proves Why We All Need To Do Our Due Diligence

December 10, 2019 by John DeProspo 1 Comment

About one month ago, I wrote a satirical piece, “Trump Pardons Charles Manson.” I also reposted the article on Dailykos.com.

What was intended as a lighthearted jab at Trump’s expansive, and seemingly indiscriminate, use of his pardoning power has morphed into a major brouhaha and latest embarrassment for presidential candidate Marianne Williamson.

Not realizing the story was satire, Williamson tweeted: 

“There is something deeply sinister about Trump pardoning Charles Manson, even posthumously. Dog whistles of the very worst possible kind…”

Williamson later apologized for the mistake and said that she was “glad to have been wrong,” but then deleted both the original tweet and the apology.

If only the self-help guru had done a simple Google search she would have discovered the story was in jest. Scopes.com correctly labeled the article as “satire.”

Williamson should have read the disclaimer on moronmajority.com, which reads, “This site is devoted to satire. If you believe any of the stuff you read here, don’t look now, but you probably belong to the group this site is named for.”

Let this be a teachable moment for one and all. If a story sounds preposterous … totally batsh*t crazy … it is probably fake news or well done satire.

Then again, in the age of Trump, where windmills cause cancer, can we say anything is utterly ludicrous?

Photo | sarah silbiger/reuters

Filed Under: breaking news Tagged With: Charles Manson, Donald Trump, fake news, Marianne Williamson, moron majority, satire

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