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After Debate Debacle, Biden Fires White House Physician

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It didn’t take long. Following his feeble and weak debate performance, Joe Biden has ousted his personal White House physician.

“The performance-enhancing drugs didn’t work!” screamed an angry Biden.

Reached for comment, Dr. Kevin O’Connor took full responsibility for Biden’s unmedicated disaster. Instead of giving him an orange flavored THC gummy, he instead accidently gave Biden a Flintstones chewable vitamin.

There is now talk of offering the job of White House physician to Donald Trump’s former doctor, Ronny Jackson.

Pence Super PAC Unfortunately Launches Poorly Thought-Out Campaign Ad 

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With his presidential campaign failing to gain traction, some advisors are recommending Mike Pence drop out of the 2024 race. Some polls have Pence at the bottom of Republican presidential candidates, with one poll having the former vice president just slightly ahead of Kid Rock.

The purpose of the ad was to convince Pence to stay in the race and fight the good fight. Unfortunately, the team of writers did not see the irony in the title (and message) of the 30 second spot. The title? “Hang In There, Mike.”

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