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Trump Asks Supreme Court To Rule Constitution Unconstitutional

January 11, 2020 by John DeProspo 6 Comments

Donald Trump is a very bright man. He has a prestigious Ivy League degree and is constantly reminding everyone how much of a stable genius he is.

So, it didn’t take all that long for Trump to solve one of his most vexing problems.

“It seems like everyone is always telling me I can’t do this or that because of the Constitution,” said Trump at a recent impromptu press gathering. “This goes totally against my powers as president of the United States.”

“Today I am asking the Supreme Court to declare the Constitution unconstitutional. This is all on good advice from my personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani,” Trump went on to say.

Trump’s request may not be so farfetched. Giuliani has recently written a piece in the Daily Caller arguing that the Supreme Court should rule Trump’s impeachment unconstitutional. So why not go one step further?

Trump’s logic is simple: The Supreme Court has the power to declare anything unconstitutional. The Constitution prevents me from carrying out my agenda. The Constitution therefore needs to be declared unconstitutional.

Trump believes there is a good chance the Court will toss out the revered founding document now that he has added two new allies, Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, to the bench.

“In this country,“ opined Trump, “the Supreme Court has the final say as to what’s constitutional and what’s not. I’m confident Neil and Brett, along with the other conservative justices, will rule in may favor.”

Said daughter Ivanka, “My dad is a great businessman but he would have also made an excellent lawyer. His analytical thinking is so amazing!”

Trump’s Republican supporters in both the House and Senate are refusing comment on this latest development. 

Photo | gannet/usatoday.com

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Comments

  1. Charlie says

    January 11, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    I can’t imagine that SCOTUS is in the bag for this POS. Gorsuch maybe. But that’s it.

  2. Charlie says

    January 11, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    I meant Kavanagh

  3. dakota says

    January 19, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    While meant to be humorous, the worrisome thing is Trump takes it serious.

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  6. Earline says

    November 20, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    AMERICA it’s getting messed up big time, when I was young , we were taught to respect, you respect someone until they give you a reason not too, respect that person,Totally respected police officers medical people fireman these are the different kinds of people that are there for us,they help us they take care of us. we need to show respect to get respect
    I like being respected, America is going downhill very fast. it is totally being destroyed I used to be so proud of America. not so much anymore. still love it just not proud, people are destroying it big time,

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