After having been rejected by nearly every court in the land, including what he thought was his “sure thing,” the Supreme Court, , Donald Trump has made it known he is not a quitter.
“It’s not over. We keep going,” Trump said in an interview with Fox News that aired today but was taped yesterday at the Army-Navy football game. “And we’re going to continue to go forward.”
Channeling the words of the indomitable John Blutarsky, Trump is reported to have said, “Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
The same sources report that while Trump is prepared to fully engage in battle, he has shunned the military option as it “could take years and cost millions of lives.”
“No,” Trump said, “this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture on our part… and I’m just the guy to do it.”
It is believed Trump will be making his final, and desperate, legal appeal to TV’s Judge Judy.
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I’m guessing he it taking his next appeal to the Supreme Court of either Wakanda, Vulcan or the Empire. Probably won’t do him much good at any of these places either. What a schmuck, but the real schmucks are the idiots that keep donating to this grifter in chief.
Trump may raise enough money to pay off his big debt to the Russian oligarchs!
The most awesome departure ever. He’s the best at departing the Whitehouse. Trump’s knows the most about departing. Trump “WH departing experts are shocked at how much I know about departing. It will be the most positively negative thing I have ever done”.